wet cat

The maoster's owner has taken ill lately. Debilitated by some strange ailment by the name of Bell's Palsy. What began as an ear-ache became a viral infection which attacked the nerve within my ear cavity which resulted in the loss of muscular control over the entire right side of my face. In short, I look somewhat spastic, complete with drool and a non-blinking eye.

It's an embarrassing condition. And I'm trying to prove my point.

But this is not funny. I'll leave the maoster to show you what's funny. maomao taking a bath is . I don't know if you've experienced a cat who's taken a bath. The funny bits begin only after the bath, not before. I'm considering uploading video clips of the maoster (if this website allows) to show you how he flicks his arms and legs one by one to get excess water off him. Imagine those rotary spinning thingies in your cake mixer. Yup. Perhaps I should bake after his bath.

He hates me.