maomao the "jagar".

"jagar" - I am completely clueless as to where this term originated. It means "to guard/protect".

I have brought home a jagar cat because the maoster loves to jagar many things. Sometimes more than one object/place/human more than once a day. He is a real productive worker I must say. How many of us can actually multi-task like that! He's a genius! *chortle*

Remember the last time my washing machine met with the maoster's disapproval? To fill you in, he has been doing routine checks on my washing machine. The poor thing doesn't get paid but I guess it must be because he takes pride in his work. I know my machine is running in tip top condition - thanks to the maoster!

A typical routine check goes like this...


Usually, the maoster will alert me if the machine is due for checking.

the maomao will tap the machine in attempt to communicate with it.

He begins his inspection.

Hmmm... everything looks ok.

"Helloooo...... Anybody in there???"

"Phooooooey! 'Ma'am, your clothes stink!"

Though the hazards of the job are clear, the maoster still goes about his work ever so diligently. Makes me want to squeeze him more! In a loving way, but of course!

p/s: A note to the Terrified Mr Mao, the Japanese guppy gang have not yet infiltrated the daily dos of the maoster. He is alive and well. He has kungfu. We await the challenge of Yamato-san. *bow*